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You know you're a mom of boys when...
I always read funny posts about what moms of boys see, hear, and say. Here are a few of my own .
In honor of Mother's Day
From a Mom of two boys, ages 5 & 7
Catagorized by See, Hear, and Say
Hear: "...you need to be more responsible and do your duty."-DH "Hee hee...you said doody."-DS
Say: "Stop peeing in the garden/on the patio/on your brother/on the cat!"
Say: "Stop perching on the top of the cat tower like you're a gargoil."
See: Diaper off, poop on baby/crib/mattress/mirror/wall/...and mouth.
See: Sledding down the stairs in storage bins.
Say: "No playing with the dead lizard in the house."
Say: "If you keep playing with it, it's going to fall off."
See: My youngest showing me his newest find cupped in his hands. A. Dead. Hobo Spider!
Say: "Stop licking your brother!"
See: Son dancing around in bra. Say: "Take off my bra, please."
Hear: My son to a homeless man "You're scary looking. (man ignores him) HEY! Hey you! You are kind of scary looking!"
Hear: While watching Dispicable Me, "Hey, he's just like you Uncle Chris. You both really don't like kids."
See: Both boys finished art projects that they're really proud of. They are both drawings of jail.
And I wouldn't change it for the world...
Happy Mothers Day!!! I would love to hear your own funnies in the comments below!
In honor of Mother's Day
From a Mom of two boys, ages 5 & 7
Catagorized by See, Hear, and Say
Hear: "...you need to be more responsible and do your duty."-DH "Hee hee...you said doody."-DS
Say: "Stop peeing in the garden/on the patio/on your brother/on the cat!"
Say: "Stop perching on the top of the cat tower like you're a gargoil."
See: Diaper off, poop on baby/crib/mattress/mirror/wall/...and mouth.
See: Sledding down the stairs in storage bins.
Say: "No playing with the dead lizard in the house."
Say: "If you keep playing with it, it's going to fall off."
See: My youngest showing me his newest find cupped in his hands. A. Dead. Hobo Spider!
Say: "Stop licking your brother!"
See: Son dancing around in bra. Say: "Take off my bra, please."
Hear: My son to a homeless man "You're scary looking. (man ignores him) HEY! Hey you! You are kind of scary looking!"
Hear: While watching Dispicable Me, "Hey, he's just like you Uncle Chris. You both really don't like kids."
See: Both boys finished art projects that they're really proud of. They are both drawings of jail.
And I wouldn't change it for the world...
Happy Mothers Day!!! I would love to hear your own funnies in the comments below!
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